ENGLEWOOD, Colo. – As if the Denver Broncos defense didn’t have enough to worry about this week as they prepared for Ben Roethlisberger and the Pittsburgh Steelers, suddenly it encountered a new foe: mozzarella sticks. Star pass rusher Von Miller indulged in the delicious greasy snack while taking in a Tuesday night showing of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Midway through the show, his stomach started feeling funny, and wound up dozing off before the climax of the film. By Wednesday morning, it was clear he was too sick to practice, and coaches sent him home. “The Force struck back,” Miller quipped Thursday afternoon. A day later, and the toxins flushed from his body, Miller was back, and a full participant in practice. But memories of the meal remained. “You can’t put regular gas in a Ferrari,” Miller said. “I learned my lesson.”
This has to be one of the most bizarre and craziest stories I've heard in a while. The thing that blows my mind is what person in the right state of mind gets real food at a Movie Theater? and Mozzarella Sticks too? Not too mention this guy is the millionaire star pass rusher for the Denver Broncos. I find this weird if a normal person does this, but a guy like Von Miller blows my mind even more. I get it that you want to go see Star Wars, but next time just get popcorn like every normal person ever who has went to the Movies.
Jack, you have to give credit to whatever site you got the entire first paragraph from -- those are not your words! Only second paragraph is your words.
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